7 0 All Jaydawg^2582 White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen joking on how he's going to stop Twins ace Johan Santana: "I'm going to call my mom in Venezuela to come here and cook for him. We'll poison him. If he eats what my mom cooks, he will be in trouble to pitch the next day." 4/08/07, 8:33pm Ozzie's antics won't be so funny as the season rolls along if Chi-Towns South Siders keep losing, as I suspect they're going to do. [Jaydawg from Tarzana/CA] Replies: