411 17 All Robert Jones Grant Balfour 5/10/07, 5:14am (Last Edited: 5/10/07, 5:15am) Does any player in baseball have a funnier name for their position than Brewers prospect Grant Balfour. What could Abbot and Costello have done using that in their routine? (Bottom of Seventh Inning of 2-2 game, 2 out and runner at 2nd...pitching change situation) Manager: Hey Ump! I want to make a some changes here. Ump: Okay, What ya got? Manager: I am going to Grant Balfour for this batter. Ump: You want to grant ball four for this batter? You sure? Manager: Yeah that's what I got Ump: Okay, Batter go on down to first. Manager: What did you do that for Blue? Ump: You said you wanted to grant ball four for that batter! Manager: Yeah but I didn't want to walk him!!!! Could you imagine having Grant Balfour and Bob Walk as your relievers? [Robert Jones from Panama City Beach/FL] Replies: