2048 2 April 17, 2008^11:45am Rob Reed^1 Miguel Tejada has unfortunately caught the disease that increases your age by two years. Doctors refer to the disease as "lying-about-your-age"-itis mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080417&content_id=2540641&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb Astros mlb.com 3020 5035 0 Perhaps this explains the drop off... and, what if he is lying about the two years? Were I an active investigative reporter, I would be checking Tejada's locker for Depends undergarments.