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Rookie sensation Clint Barmes smacks another homerun Sunday.  If only he didn't have to shop for his own groceries, however, he might not be out for the next three months
www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/8539759
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Yikes!  He broke his collar bone getting groceries.

Something tells me he was actually at home pulling a Jeff Kent or Kellen Winslow, popping wheelies on a motorcycle or something.

At least this would sound better.