957 1 April 11, 2006^7:34pm Jaydawg^7 Derek Jeter and Chris Rock have insisted on a "no-punking" clause before they agree to appear on MTV, so they won't risk being Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm &@!$%^@%! [Other] 1769 3031 0 Ah, man!!!! I've thought of the perfect punk'd scenario for Derek Jeter. He'd receive a call from someone in the Yankee front office telling him that he's being traded to the K.C. Royals for Reggie Sanders, Angel Berroa, and a player to be named later. I'm not a big fan of the show, but Jeter's reaction would be an interesting sight to see.