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April 08, 2007^8:33pm
Jaydawg^7
White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen joking on how he's going to stop Twins ace Johan Santana:  "I'm going to call my mom in Venezuela to come here and cook for him. We'll poison him. If he eats what my mom cooks, he will be in trouble to pitch the next day." 
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     Ozzie's antics won't be so funny as the season rolls along if Chi-Towns South Siders keep losing, as I suspect they're going to do.