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Bonds tested for drugs.  On the off chance the truth comes out, what is the most creative excuse he would use?
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"Steroids?  I thought you banned hemorrhoids!"

"Hey, even though I'm a world-class athlete whose livelihood depends on my body, I just let my shady quack doctors shoot me up without asking what it was!"

"Those were just antibiotics!"

(Sorry, it's hard to be funny about a situation that bothers me so much.  But you get the idea.)